Hi, I am Gay Retard. Once you read this you can get out.
As I said, I am Gay Retard, I am 69 years old. I have cum all over my ass. I'm gay. If you don't send this to 12 people, I'll come to your house at midnight and I'll get in your closet. When you're asleep, I'll cum in your ass. Don't believe me? "no" Case 1: Krabby Patty & Knuckles got this comment. She doesn't believe in Gay Retards. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV changed to iDubbbz. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha Patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do you?
Case 2: Curious George Mmm. Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't want to get his ass full of cum, so he sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3: Valerie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, that night she saw Robbie Rotten in the mirror. It was the NUMBER 1 fright of her life. Valarie is number 2 for life.
Case 4: Derekt Minse. derekt sent this to 12 people and got happy
0 people: You're gonna get your ass filled with cum tonight.
1-8 people: You'll get your ass a little wet with cum tonight.
9/11 people: you'll get the number 1 fright of your life.
12 and over: nothing happens
and please kill yourself